Poetry

Another Poop Poem

People will say 'Oh your Daddy is a one trick pony; Poem after poem about poopy - What a great, big phony. Lacking in substance With a...

Jordan

Jan 27, 20211 min read

Consequences

You know the consequences And the harm you cause The tears that stream The discomfort you must endure So why in the world Are you still...

Jordan

Jan 27, 20211 min read

My Hopes For My Darling Daughter

My hope for you my darling Is that one day You realise what a Lucky human being You are Because between Your mother and I If anyone else...

Jordan

Jan 27, 20211 min read

I'm Sorry You're Still Crying

Sometimes when you're upset You can reach deep down To tell me just how much I am rendered useless worthless It digs to...

Jordan

Jan 27, 20211 min read

Dirty Hands - A Haiku

One of many Haikus about the bébé

Jordan

Jan 27, 20211 min read

Butterflies - A Haiku

One of many Haikus about the bébé, and also, from the perspective of bébé.

Jordan

Jan 27, 20211 min read

Cocooned

I wake up I peer into your bassinet There you are All swaddled up Bug eyed Our gaze locks You smile and kick Like a caterpillar Who just...

Jordan

Jan 27, 20211 min read

Oh my... Reprise

A poem from the perspective of baby

Jordan

Jan 27, 20211 min read

Don't Scream

Don't scream Don't scream Because beyond the petrifying volume And its curdling depths Is a ...

Jordan

Jan 27, 20211 min read

The Truest Metaphors

Like 10,000 children Running through puddles A hippo Blowing porridge through a...

Jordan

Jan 27, 20211 min read

Belief

You make me believe That I can't do this Luckily Mummy makes me believe I can do anything

Jordan

Jan 27, 20211 min read

Oh My...

A poem from the perspective of baby.

Jordan

Jan 27, 20211 min read

Just Checkin' - A Haiku

One of many Haikus about the bébé

Jordan

Jan 27, 20211 min read

Quickly Dear - A Haiku

One of many Haikus about the bébé

Jordan

Jan 27, 20211 min read

Slow Ride

Watching curdled milk Slowly Inch towards Your chin

Jordan

Jan 27, 20211 min read

How

A tiny poem

Jordan

Jan 27, 20211 min read

Daddy's Back

I have returned after a lengthy absence - partially by choosing, partially forced upon me. Doesn't that perfectly sum up having kids?

Jordan

Jan 27, 20216 min read

These Arms

Though they be mine They are yours

Jordan

Oct 26, 20201 min read

Silence

Waiting for that first breath...

Jordan

Oct 19, 20201 min read

The Grinch

Separating myself from society From reality... And then came you

Jordan

Oct 16, 20201 min read