Daddy's in the Loo,  Crying.

People will say 'Oh your Daddy is a one trick pony; Poem after poem about poopy - What a great, big phony. Lacking in substance With a...

You know the consequences And the harm you cause The tears that stream The discomfort you must endure So why in the world Are you still...

My hope for you my darling Is that one day You realise what a Lucky human being You are Because between Your mother and I If anyone else...

Sometimes when you're upset You can reach deep down To tell me just how much I am rendered useless worthless It digs to...