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The Truest Metaphors

  • Writer: Jordan
    Jordan
  • Jan 27, 2021
  • 1 min read

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Running through puddles

A hippo

Blowing porridge through a straw

The Luftwaffe

Firing blindly into a storm

That's what your milk-shits sound like

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